| God: | Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pickpocket. |
| Bender: | Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money. |
| God: | Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. |