February 2012
I was hoping i'd get to watch a hockey game...
Not this bullshit
is this game real life?
holy fuck
Dear alt nation on xm radio
Where do you get off? Who do you think you are? Playing 311,really? It is not 1995, I am not wearing jnco jeans and I’m most certainly not wearing air walk shoes.I expect you will learn from this mistake and throw away any and all songs by 311. Thank you
Anonymous asked: multiple.
Anonymous asked: I'd bang you.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
likeanexplosionn:
haha, I love these
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when I see the veloster commercials,it makes me...
Just so I could go out and buy it all over again
can we just fast travel to the point of my life
where Sam and I have a condo/house and I can adopt this adorable rescued greyhound named charlie?
anyone feel like talkin?
maybe?
Anonymous asked: will you be my bearded valentine?
Anonymous asked: I had the weirdest sex dream about you.
50/50 was a tear jerker
officially jobless
eeek
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
Yes, do this?
tomorrow, my good friend Lsans is joining my team...
Lately,we’ve been renting ice time to work on skills, i’m hoping this 14 year veteran can show some of us a few tricks. Also, i’ve been working on the Stamkos spin move against our goalie, maybe if there is time I can get her to get it on video. Would make for a good laugh
Admit it,Madonna is fucking horrible
as of Saturday,I am unemployed
this scares me
averageandunusual asked: Whats going on?
thegarebear asked: How's your beard?
we're both bored...so lets talk →
clientsfromhell:
Client: We need some kind of epic music. Put the Star Wars theme in there. People will know that.
Me: Uhh, you can’t do that due to copyright.
Client: Indiana Jones it is then.
rhodeskc asked: Google, "AG Flickr photo: baby wombat" for awesomeness.
January 2012
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Five miles on the bike to start out my cardio day
Let’s see what I pound out on the treadmill and elliptical
God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safe cracker or a pickpocket.
Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
